Monday, May 05, 2008

Oh my goodness! Look at that adorable little pup in the previous post. Ever wonder what he looks like now?

Wonder no more...

This is Bill at 9 months!
He wears an XXL Tall man's dress shirt (yellow is his color)...And an XXL t-shirt (and yes, my kids keep dressing him up).
Are you wondering what Bill and Linda have been up to? Well, just before Christmas, we got new leather furniture that the dogs are not allowed to sit on, according to my hubby. Here's a photo of my husband and Bill and Linda and the furniture that dogs are not allowed to sit on:

On Monday, I left both dogs in the living room while I took a shower. When I came downstairs, this is what I saw:
Linda, rolling in something that looked like popcorn...but then I realized it was foam rubber stuffing! My sofa??? No, it was a pillow.

I screamed and both dogs sprung to attention:

I asked who-done-it. They said it was the cat and they could prove it
But I noticed something hanging off Bill's flews:
So I said to him what every mother of bad dogs/children says, "Wait 'till your father gets home!"

Well, he did come home and he took one look at my face and decided he'd better do something nice...cause if mama ain't happy, ain't no one he got the proper tools and proceeded clean up. Andy helped:

I was very upset. I asked the dogs if they were sorry. I think the were:

At least Bill was. I assigned them extra chores for punishment. Linda had to clean the windows:

Since Bill is dumber than a red brick and weighs slightly more than a truck load of them, his chore was to keep the driveway from blowing away:

The end.


Kare said...

omg. I am seriously crying I'm laughing so hard. I can't stop! (Bobby just puked half a bag of dog food out by my feet as I'm typing this and I'm still laughing) Bill sure has grown to say the least! Linda looks so small.
I get your lack of blogging now. I've got to go see the pics again.
: )

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Is all that from just one pillow? I thought Linda looked guilty in the "sprung to attention" photo. Bill has a good poker face, it seems.

Laura said...

Ohhhh my gosh. I'm So Glad you blogged this. :)

Unknown said...

Jan, Oh my goodness..How funny this post is! Sweetie you crack me up LOL....I've not laughed this hard in days..I'm so glad it was not your beautiful leather sofa.
It's great to see you back blogging again.
Hope all is well with you my very funny friend :-}
Hugs & much love ~Mary~

Laura said...

I'm really sorry you had to clean that big mess up, but this is hysterical.....LOL.

Veleta (Sammy) said...

Oh my gosh Jan... I so remembered you by your name "Lumpy stump"... what fun times we ha... remember the trouble you caused in a class where you spread the word that I was "teacher's pet"...! :0)
How are YOU my dear friend! No you never done anything to me... life and sickness just got in the way!
I laughed so hard at the dog story!I can just see how innocent those dogs were... email me...

Lucy said...

OMG...that is hilarious! Bill looks just like my Eros!!!! Faces are identical!!!

jill said...

That pillow had to have been as large as Bill. I think the boys need more to do so they aren't torturing the poor dog with dress-up days. I mean, really, I'd think your boys would be teaching him to ride the double-decker bike or something by now.

Julie said...

LOLOL Absolutly hilarious. So good to see you blogging more. Now do it more often, woman!

sherriknits said...

That was the funniest story. I just woke up from a nap and read this. Love their punishments.