What Does Ground Hog Stew Taste Like?

I've had it! It was all fun and games yesterday when the snow was perfect for making snowmen, but then it got warmer and started to rain. 

The snowman fell over, the melting snow made a dam on the front porch, trapping the rest of the melted snow, making a pond on the porch.

The temperatures dropped so fast that before I knew it, we had a skating rink on the porch. Linda got stuck halfway up the stairs and wouldn't move. Ever try to carry a mastiff up icy stairs?  

Then I come in and hear that Punxy Phil said six more weeks of winter?